English with Leng?

English by Leng: If you want to hot it, hot it.
Tagalog Translation: Kung gusto mong initin initin mo.
Correct English: If you want to heat it, just heat it.

English by Leng: Wait for me, and I will umbrella you!

Tagalog Translation: Hintayin mo ako, papayungan kita!
Correct English: Wait for me, I will share my umbrella with you!

Mukang perang babae

Boy: Marry me?
Girl: Do you have a house?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary.. but.........
Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!!
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Boy: *talking to himself* I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS?!